← THE ARCADE / THE HALL OF SHRINES
We roast them in the arcade • We book them in the hall
Downstairs, this organization makes fun of the paperwork. Up here, we do the other half of the job. Every person in this hall said a thing out loud that cost them something — a career, a reputation, a decade of being laughed at by people who have never risked a Tuesday. So each of them gets a shrine: the record of what they actually say, where to watch them, where to follow them, and — most importantly — how to book them. If you came here to laugh, stay to hire somebody.
House rule: equal-opportunity offender. Nobody in this field gets a pass — which is why the last shrine in this hall belongs to Doucheclosure Press, and it is the harshest one we published.
Podcasts, conferences, documentaries, panels, private events. These people do this for a living, and the single most useful thing a laughing website can do is send them paid work.
Doucheclosure is a parody publication. This shrine exists to point people toward your actual work, and every link here is free promotion we neither charge for nor profit from. If you are the subject of this shrine and you want a link corrected, a link added, or this entire wing taken down — write to us and it happens, no questions and no conditions. That offer has no expiration. We would rather lose a wing than misrepresent somebody who actually stuck their neck out.